05 February 2011

Sports fans, are ya ready for some Furball?


Oh, the fur's going to be flying in Dallas, Texas tomorrow.

Never before has there been such gridiron animosity. And never before such gridiron animal-osity. The Green Bay Snackers are about to square off against the Pittsburgh Squealers.

All eyes are on the opening moves: Just how long will the acorn have to be in play before someone scores the first Munchdown - or buries the acorn deep in the opposing team's side of the field?

Will there be penalties for biting the opponent on the back of the neck? What if a player is supposed to pass the acorn to a teammate, but cracks and eats it instead?

And how 'bout that glitzy halftime show: The Squirrel Nut Zippers, newly reunited, playing a compendium of their classics!

And don't forget those notorious, eye-popping commercials: Nutella, Skippy Peanut Butter, Walnut Acres Natural Foods, Audubon Bird Seed and Starbucks Hazelnut Coffee. Plenty of money's been paid to hawk (OK, poor choice of words here) these wares.

So let the game begin and may the better team bask in the victory of the National Furball League. Their NFL trophy, in this case, will necessarily be short-lived. In less than 24 hours, the sun will come up once more and the skirmishes will begin anew on the gridiron we call our backyards.

6 comments:

Leema Thomas said...

Caryn, you've tackled what's a very sensitive issue for many guys and gals in America...and scored a touchdown..:)

Cindy said...

Very clever ... as usual!!

lgsquirrel said...

I'd rather watch the National Furball League anytime!

chet said...

Congratulations on putting everything into a furry perspective!

merinz said...

Its a mean battlefield out there!

squirrelmama said...

Squirrels are natural athletes but even furball puts them to the test!